#LIFE THOUGHTS MARRIAGE
- Mumbling is the glue that holds marriage together.
- A woman saying, “I’m not mad at you” is like a dentist saying, “You won’t feel a thing.”
- Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you to do.
- My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that.
- Of course Dalai Lama quotes are uplifting and optimistic. He’s never been married.
- 90% of marriage is just calling out “What?” from another room.